Sunday, August 26, 2007

I love nature. I hate nature. Stupid ambivalent force!

Throughout this past week, your humble narrator hast been tormented by an infestation of crickets in her working environment. Last night however, nature was forgiven for all her horrors as your narrator was, whilst on her bicycle, chased for some distance by a frolicsome baby skunk. Such a shame that she was not able to stop and play with said skunk for fear of being defiled . . .

Thursday, August 16, 2007


In the interests of science, your narrator is going to see how long she can avoid transportation via automobile . . . assuming, that is, that her new bicycle is not stolen, in which case she shall permanently adopt the philosophy of reverse karma. And what, you the gentle reader may be asking, is this lofty new philosophy? Simply that one is quite legitimately permitted to re-enact any evil deed committed upon them. So let the world beware and anger the Jenis of the earth no longer!