a new career?
Your humble narrator didst recently receive a most exotic present fashioned by the craftsman Sanrio in the distant regions of Thailand. This fine gift is not one of gold, or of silver, or of myrrh, but rather consists of a delicate fruity pudding named in honor of one Hello Kitty. Though wary at first of its opacity and its gelatinous consistency, your narrator hast at last partaken of the molded delicacy and hast discovered it to be quite tasty indeed. And so she hast now forsworn to become forthwith an Ambassador for the glorious product "Hello Kitty's Fruity Pudding."