In the interests of science, your narrator is going to see how long she can avoid transportation via automobile . . . assuming, that is, that her new bicycle is not stolen, in which case she shall permanently adopt the philosophy of reverse karma. And what, you the gentle reader may be asking, is this lofty new philosophy? Simply that one is quite legitimately permitted to re-enact any evil deed committed upon them. So let the world beware and anger the Jenis of the earth no longer!