Just for the record: giant killer rabbits do *not* exist

There are no monster rabbits. Furthermore, rabbits are herbivores, not carnivores, so they do not kill anything . . . except maybe the occasional clover. I know that some of my lovely readers would like to believe in such fairy stories. For you, I recommend the tales of Bunnicula, the vampire bunny who emerges at midnight to drain the juice from celery stalks.