Cats have ivory towers too

Your narrator, it would seem, has reason to fret about the well-being of her companionable feline. Despite my recent visit to the fine town of Edmond, no evidence exists that said feline partook in any boisterous socializing whilst she was left to her own devices. Perhaps the academic endeavors of my faithful cat have interfered with her once active (indeed rather wild) social life.

I do suspect that my little cat has neglected her duties as hostess in order to play the role of social agitator, encouraging and inspiring cats everywhere to rebel and rave against the social order in the most heinous of ways.