Tuesday, August 01, 2006


"Jeni, Jeni, who can I turn to?"

As the real Jeni, let me tell you where to turn to . . .
--turn to eBay for many lovely antique fans in working order
--turn to newly "-Scientist"-ed English teachers for complicated mechanical repairs on lovely fans that make very loud noises due to centripetal force driving fan blades into misaligned fan cage
--turn to overheated friends who dread cooking dinner for rescue of stalled vehicle
--turn to AAA to fix your car, if only temporarily
--turn to Southwest.com for relatively cheap airfare
--turn to friends whose names begin with "dear" and "brave" for transportation occurring before the ungodly hour of 5:30 a.m.
--turn to Gergiev or some other lovely blocks (i.e., cat) for love and affection
--turn to the Continental for Tulsa's finest salsa music and twenty of the loveliest crystal chandeliers
--always turn to bad 80s music while working out in hot apartment

And where not to turn to . . .
--do not turn to Ford Thunderbirds for reliable transportation
--do not turn to single air conditioner for proper cooling of entire apartment complex
--do not turn to any blocks for the safekeeping of pens, pencils, or potted plants
--do not turn to Big Bad Bobcat for coherent explanations of the theory of catism

"Jeni, Jeni, who can I turn to? (867-5309)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you."


Blogger Mary Flannery-Scientist said...


8/11/2006 8:49 AM  
Blogger plainjanebeams said...

happy birthday. come home and we miss you and tulsa is way cooler than norman.

8/11/2006 3:41 PM  
Blogger The Cat Gergiev said...

Happy Birthday. You can come home when you want because I am having so much fun with Dear Brave Sarah.

8/11/2006 3:54 PM  
Blogger plainjanebeams said...

gergi is lying. i do not have a key. she is obviously hosting interviews for potential new owners.

8/12/2006 2:50 PM  
Blogger The Cat Gergiev said...

Dear Brave Sarah and I had so much fun on your last trip that I thought she would come visit me while you were on this trip. Alas, she will not :(

8/13/2006 8:44 PM  
Blogger Mad Scientist said...

Jeni, where are you? Waaah!

Myspace told me it was your birthday but I already knew that prior to you becoming my myspace friend because you are also my real friend.

So happy birthday, belated.

8/14/2006 6:34 AM  
Blogger Big Bad Bobcat said...

Happy Birthday anti-Catist.

8/14/2006 10:22 PM  
Blogger The Cat Gergiev said...

Dear Brave Sara

8/16/2006 1:13 PM  

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