anti-Catist song

Lyrics from "I Want a Dog" by the Pet Shop Boys:

I want a dog
Don't want a cat
scratching its claws all over my habitat
giving no love and getting fat
Oh, you can get lonely
and a cat's no help with that

My cat Gergiev is good company, is not fat, and is quite affectionate. But these pro-dog types like to slander and sterotype cats when, in fact, cats are the only proper pets.