Behold, I stand before you a computer goddess!
This lovely autumn day, your narrator may very well have successfully repaired the errant computing device that is the grand centerpiece upon her mahogany desk. Following the guidance of one fellow graduate student, she didst extract deviant fan from central unit of processing and, after much questing, didst locate less mischievous replacement item with assistance of electronic merchant Bay. Upon receipt of said fan this very day, she proceeded to install fan and hast thus far found, to her immense satisfaction, no imminent damage to computing device. Such success is rendered particularly awe-inspiring when one considers the appalling number of times that screws were dropped into various parts of the compartment as well as the amount of stray cat fur that had ample opportunity to infiltrate the innards of said device.