Ewwww . . .
Alas, your humble narrator was quite startled when, upon this fine night, she didst stumble upon a rather large mouse in the cellar of her lovely apartment building. Said creature wast a full six inches long plus tail and was unusually furry, rather like a wild rabbit. Perchance such incident shall result in manager adopting a feline to patrol the bowels of the building. Otherwise, I may be forced to send cat Gergiev out upon patrol to prevent horror, infestation, and bubonic plague.