My lovely cat has such a lovely tail

As I did venture forth into the academic world today, I stumbled across a lovely striped yellow cat. Upon subsequent inspection, I didst discover that said cat had no tail, merely a stump, much like the tuxedo cat Domino. Poor little cat. The other cats may discriminate against him for lack of a tail or, even worse, mistake the poor creature for a guinea pig. Luckily, my stately cat has a very lovely tail, one she often takes for granted.